Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!
Welcome to Poco Loco Ranch, a stunning 250-acre retreat nestled in the heart of the picturesque Texas Hill Country. Located just 10 minutes from the charming town of Boerne, Our ranch offers the ultimate getaway for families, friends, and adventurers seeking a blend of natural beauty, modern comforts, and endless entertainment.
New Additions: Pickleball Court & Tesla-Compatible Charger! Get ready to experience our brand-new pickleball court, where family and friends can enjoy fast-paced fun surrounded by stunning scenery. Whether you're a seasoned player or trying it for the first time, this is the perfect spot to play, laugh, and unwind.
And for our eco-conscious guests, we now offer a Tesla car charger that’s compatible with other electric vehicles, ensuring you’re fully powered for your Texas Hill Country adventures!
Nature’s Playground Reconnect with the great outdoors along a quarter-mile of private Guadalupe River frontage: • Swim, fish, or tube the crystal-clear waters. • Take a leisurely hike through the rolling trails and enjoy breathtaking views. • Spot wildlife that make their home in this serene haven. • At night, marvel at the star-filled sky from our luxurious pool or hot tub.
Rustic Charm Meets Modern Comfort Enjoy thoughtfully designed accommodations that suit groups of all sizes:
Main House • Spacious living area with 2 fold-out sofas and a large flat-screen TV • Fully equipped kitchen perfect for whipping up hearty meals • 3 cozy bedrooms (2 king, 1 twin with a bunk bed) • 3.5 modern bathrooms • A charming covered patio with a BBQ grill and smoker Guest House • Roomy suite with 2 queen beds and a comfy sitting area • Kitchenette and dinette • Full bathroom Game Room Paradise A favorite for all ages, featuring: • Antique pool table • 22' championship shuffleboard • Pac-Man arcade machine • Ping pong and foosball • Cozy seating for those who prefer to relax and spectate Endless Onsite Adventures • Free hayrides with 4-night stays • Volleyball, BBQ cookouts, bonfires, and s’mores • Hours of fun by the pool or in the hot tub • Tubing adventures ranging from a leisurely hour to four hours of river bliss
Nearby Adventures Make the most of our perfect location with nearby attractions: • Explore Boerne’s antique shops, breweries, and cafes (10 mins) • Thrill-seekers love Fiesta Texas (20 mins) and SeaWorld (30 mins) • Discover Fredericksburg’s wineries and the Nimitz Museum (35 mins) • Tour the underground wonders of Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
Perfect for Any Occasion Poco Loco Ranch is ideal for: • Family reunions • Wedding accommodations (close to Paniolo Ranch, Von Erich Ranch, Eagle Dancer Ranch, Dos Palomas Ranch, Marquardt Ranch, and Enchanted Springs Ranch and more!) • Group retreats or simply escaping the everyday
Extra Perks • EV charging for your convenience • Optional hunting packages (deer, axis, and more!) • RV accommodations (ask for details!) Free Hayride with 4 night rentals!
Important Note The Guadalupe River’s depth varies with rainfall, but our pool, game room, and riverfront areas guarantee endless fun no matter the season.
Whether you’re seeking relaxation, adventure, or a little bit of both, Poco Loco Ranch promises an unforgettable experience in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Book your stay today and make memories to last a lifetime!
Keywords: Texas Hill Country, Guadalupe River, pickleball, family-friendly, tubing, game room, pool, hot tub, stargazing, hay ride, Pickleball, hiking, hunting, reunions, weddings, nature, retreat, outdoor activities, rustic luxury.
Comodidades da propriedade
Praia
Espreguiçadeiras
Toalhas de praia
Piscina/spa
Banheira de hidromassagem
Piscina externa
Piscina particular
Internet
Disponível na casa: Wi-Fi grátis
Estacionamento e transporte
Posto de carga para carros elétricos no local
É recomendado ter carro
Estacionamento no local
Cozinha
Chaleira elétrica
Cooktop
Cozinha com ilha
Forno
Geladeira
Lava-louças
Liquidificador
Máquina de café/chá
Micro-ondas
Moedor de café
Panelas, louças e utensílios de cozinha
Temperos
Toalhas de papel
Torradeira
Opções para refeição
Mesa de refeição
Quartos
5 quartos
Roupas de cama fornecidas
Sofá-cama
Banheiro
3,5 banheiros
Banheira
Banheira ou chuveiro
Chuveiro
Papel higiênico
Sabonete
Secador de cabelo
Toalhas fornecidas
Espaços comuns
Lareira
Mesa de refeição
Sala de estar
Entretenimento
Aparelho de som
Jogos
Smart TV com canais a cabo/via satélite
Áreas externas
Braseiro
Churrasqueira
Jardim
Móveis para área externa
Pátio
Itens de lavanderia
Instalações de lavanderia
Máquina de lavar
Conforto
Aquecimento
Ar-condicionado
Animais de estimação
Não aceita animais de estimação
Acessibilidade
Não é permitido fumar nesta propriedade
Serviços e conveniências
Telefone
Destaques do local
Às margens de um rio
Em uma área rural
Na orla
Atividades
Air hockey
Mesa de bilhar/sinuca
Mesa de pebolim
Sala de jogos/videogames
Tênis de mesa
Caça nas proximidades
Nas proximidades de parque temático
Observação de pássaros nas proximidades
Passeios de bicicleta nas proximidades
Passeios ecológicos nas proximidades
Passeios em vinícolas nas proximidades
Passeios na natureza nas proximidades
Pescaria nas proximidades
Prática de golfe nas proximidades
Prática de natação nas proximidades
Trilhas para caminhada/ciclismo nas proximidades
Tubing aquático nas proximidades
Recursos de segurança
Propriedade sem informações do anfitrião sobre detector de monóxido de carbono (sugestão: levar um detector portátil)
Propriedade com detector de fumaça, conforme indicado pelo anfitrião
Os hóspedes devem entrar em contato com a propriedade para receber informações sobre o check-in.
Entre em contato com a propriedade com antecedência para organizar o check-in, usando as informações contidas na confirmação da reserva.
Você vai receber um e-mail do anfitrião com as instruções para o check-in e check-out.
A informação fornecida pela propriedade pode ser traduzida com ferramentas automáticas de tradução.
Animais de estimação
Animais de estimação não são aceitos
Crianças e camas extras
Crianças são bem-vindas
Eventos
Não permite a realização de eventos
Política para fumantes
Não é permitido fumar
Informações importantes
O que você precisa saber
Pessoas extras podem incorrer em taxas adicionais que variam dependendo da política da propriedade.
Documento de identificação oficial com foto e cartão de crédito, cartão de débito ou depósito em dinheiro podem ser exigidos no momento do check-in para despesas extras.
Solicitações especiais estão sujeitas à disponibilidade no momento do check-in e podem incorrer em taxas adicionais. Essas solicitações não estão garantidas.
Festas ou eventos de grupos no local são estritamente proibidos
O anfitrião não informou se a propriedade tem detectores de monóxido de carbono. Leve um detector portátil com você na viagem.
O anfitrião informou que a propriedade tem detector de fumaça.
Os recursos de segurança disponíveis na propriedade incluem itens como extintor de incêndio.
Esta propriedade é gerenciada por meio da Vrbo, um de nossos parceiros. Você vai receber um e-mail da Vrbo com um link para uma conta, onde pode alterar ou cancelar a sua reserva.
Importante
É recomendada a utilização de um carro para o transporte de/para a propriedade
Informações a área
Com excelente localização em Boerne, esta casa de temporada fica na zona rural e na orla marítima. Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area e Sister Creek Vineyards são atrações que valem uma visita, assim como as maravilhas naturais em Guadalupe River e Cibolo Nature Center. Divirta-se com atividades aquáticas nas proximidades, como tubing aquático e pesca ou aventure-se com caça e trilhas para caminhada/bicicleta. Confira nosso guia de viagem sobre Boerne.
Aeroporto Internacional de San Antonio (SAT) - 47 min de carro
Restaurantes
Cordillera Ranch Country Club
30 min de carro
The Roundup Beer Garden and Food Park
6 min de carro
Black Board Bar B Q
17 min de carro
hillbillyz
11 min de carro
Sisterdale Saloon
18 min de carro
Perguntas frequentes
Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! tem piscina?
Sim, esta propriedade conta com uma piscina externa.
Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! é ideal para quem viaja com animais de estimação?
Não, animais de estimação não são permitidos nesta propriedade.
Quanto custa o estacionamento em Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?
Estacionamento no local disponível na propriedade.
Qual é o horário de check-out em Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?
Horário de check-out: 11h.
Onde fica Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?
Em Boerne, esta casa de temporada fica na orla marítima, a 0,6 km de Guadalupe River e a 15 km de Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area e Cave without a Name (Caverna Sem Nome). Northside Neighborhood Park e Northside Community Park também ficam a 15 km.
Avaliações sobre Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!
Avaliações
Extraordinária
Todas as avaliações exibidas descrevem experiências reais de hóspedes. Apenas viajantes que reservaram uma estadia pela nossa plataforma podem enviar uma avaliação. Verificamos as avaliações de acordo com as nossas diretrizes e publicamos todas elas, sejam positivas ou negativas.
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Great place for family
Great hill country charm and fun all around.
Tammy L.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em mai. de 2024
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Audra P.
12 de ago. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Great stay
Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
Audra P.
Hospedou-se por 6 diárias em jul. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
K Meghan M.
11 de jun. de 2023
Pontos positivos: Check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Delightful family stay
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
K Meghan M.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jun. de 2023
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Elizabeth C.
15 de jan. de 2023
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Christmas at the Poco Loco
We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
Elizabeth C.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em dez. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Tiffany G.
16 de abr. de 2024
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Spring break
We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.
Tiffany G.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em mar. de 2024
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Jefferson S.
5 de ago. de 2023
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Family vacation
Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
Jefferson S.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jul. de 2023
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Viajante verificado
17 de ago. de 2020
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Wonderful Ranch Vacation
Lots to love about this property. The game room was a huge hit. The separate guest house was great. Well groomed yard. Tubing down the river. And, of course, the stars! :)
Viajante verificado
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em ago. de 2020
Verificada
8/10 - Boa
Andrew T.
1 de jul. de 2024
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Poco Loco with Friends
We had a great stay at Poco Loco. House and property were as described. Loved all of the porches and being able to walk through this property in the mornings.
River access was a little tough but Charles informed me that they are going to update their property map with a better location so that issue may be solved.
Kitchen is very small, something to keep in mind if you plan to cook for a large group during your stay.
Andrew T.
Hospedou-se por 3 diárias em jun. de 2024
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Marie S.
3 de ago. de 2023
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
July Poco Loco Ranch
This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
Marie S.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jul. de 2023
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Janet R.
19 de jun. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Peace in the Hill Country
This was the most peaceful vacation we have had. It is away from all the hassle of the city. No noise except for the wind blowing and the cattle mooing. It is close enough to Boerne to do any shopping you need to do. The kitchen was well stocked with all the cooking utensils we needed plus ingredients for s'mores! The house is not modern but it is very cozy and comfortable. We loved the pool and spent every evening there watching the stars come out. The river level was low but that was perfect for the little boys in our family. Melinda and her husband were very gracious and took our family on a hayrack ride around the property.
Janet R.
Hospedou-se por 5 diárias em jun. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Steve H.
29 de jul. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Houston 2022
The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
Steve H.
Hospedou-se por 6 diárias em jul. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Melissa P.
19 de jul. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
We loved everything about our stay.
We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
Melissa P.
Hospedou-se por 5 diárias em jul. de 2022
Verificada
8/10 - Boa
Bryan M.
14 de jul. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Poco Loco is fun
Drought made it tough for the property.
Bryan M.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jul. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Brendan F.
22 de jun. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Absolutely perfect.
Stayed with a 10-person group of guys to celebrate my bachelor party. Location is perfect, just outside of town. There is something for everyone between the pool, river, game room, and property. Melinda is a great host, and we communicated several times prior to our arrival. I would stay there again without question.
Brendan F.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jun. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Brian H.
10 de jun. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Fantastic fun for friends and family
We just finished our 4 nights and it was even better than we could have ever imagined. Melinda was a wonderful host and met us at the ranch at check in to give us a tour and help with any and all the information we needed to make our stay care free.
Brian H.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jun. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Genevieve S.
20 de mar. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Just perfect
We had such a wonderful family vacation at PocoLoco.
The property had something for everyone in our group. The pool area and hot tub (which the hostess went out of her way to fix when it malfunctioned during our stay) we’re so fun even in the chilly springtime weather. There was beautiful land to run, explore and hike on. The kitchen was well organized and stocked. And the game room was perfect spot for our family to spend evenings laughing and joking around.
What is more, the hosts made us feel at home by giving us a full property tour, accommodating all our needs, and by providing answers to every question. They are very kind and friendly folks!
We collected some beautiful family memories to take home with us along with the wild turkey feathers we came across on the property.
We would absolutely visit Poco Loco again. It is a very special spot.
Genevieve S.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em mar. de 2022
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
jennifer W.
2 de jul. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Amazing Family Reunion
We had a great time - the property is AMAZING - floated the river and LOVED the pool!! We will be back! Melinda was great to work with -
jennifer W.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jun. de 2021
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Judy W.
30 de jun. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
We Shall Return
Let me say first of all, if you’re looking for an updated property, this is not your place. It is rustic, comfortable and well equipped. The owners are gracious to share their family ranch which has been theirs for over 50 years. The main ranch house is real Texas Hill Country, and has been expanded from the original 2 room dog-trot house which may be 100 years old. The pool, the pool house, the enormous game room, and all the patios are a big plus. The land, the river and wildlife are all beautiful; and we watched great sunsets on the hill looking across the Guadalupe valley. The owners are gracious, friendly, and eager to help.
Judy W.
Hospedou-se por 7 diárias em jun. de 2021
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
roseanne r.
14 de jun. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Amazing pool side Scenery!’
The Poco Loco Ranch is such a special place to stay to make wonderful memories with family or friends.
Right from the start Melinda and Brian treated us like family. They were warm and extremely helpful in every aspect!
We couldn’t get our grandkids out of the pool but we didn’t mind as the peaceful land that surrounds it is breathtaking!
Also thank you again Brian for treated our grandkids to such a fun hayride!
The main house is warmly decorated and so comfy. There’s also a guest house poolside and a huge game room. We also enjoyed making s’mores by the fire pit one evening!
It was sad to leave the Poco Loco Ranch but we are counting our days till we return!
Thank you again Melinda and Brian for sharing your wonderful family Ranch house with our family!
roseanne r.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jun. de 2021
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Dennis B.
22 de mar. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
What a amazing ranch!!!
Would recommend to to anyone who needs room
Great family place!!!
Dennis B.
Hospedou-se por 8 diárias em mar. de 2021
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
steve h.
29 de ago. de 2020
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Hill Country Retreat
Stunning property in Texas Hill Country. Many different opportunities for play and adventure indoor and out. Private river access and pool provided endless entertainment during peak Texas Summer heat. Game room popular as well with all ages and handy during brief rain and late evening fun. Hosted 10 with room to spare. Close to Boerne for shopping, food if for some reason you would want to leave the property. Cave without a name a national treasure.
steve h.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em ago. de 2020
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
roberta s.
7 de ago. de 2020
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Perfect place to get away from it all!
We enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco ranch. I loved cooking for the family in the big kitchen and the kids ( and adults) loved the pool and game room! The property is beautiful and so much wildlife! We even spotted a great horned owl on the ground hunting! Armadillos and deer abound. All in all a great time was had by all! Comfortable beds and well stocked kitchen. Great for groups.
roberta s.
Hospedou-se por 5 diárias em jul. de 2020
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
christina b.
28 de jul. de 2020
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Beautiful place
Beautiful ranch right on the river. Great pool and game room. Perfect for family getaway!
christina b.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jul. de 2020
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Matt K.
17 de jun. de 2020
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio
Great Weekend Get-a-way
We loved our stay at the Poco Loco. Upon arrival, Melinda showed us around the entire property and house, as well as how to get to the two river access points. We loved the river, pool, and game room. Everything was built to entertain, relax, and spend time with friends and family. Melinda and Charles helped provide directions on how to float the river, as well as recommendations on great near by golf courses. We’ll definitely be back!
Matt K.
Hospedou-se por 3 diárias em jun. de 2020
Verificada
10/10 - Excelente
Bart T.
26 de mai. de 2020
Pontos positivos: Limpeza, check-in, comunicação, localização e precisão do anúncio