Margaritaville St. Thomas ā Disappointing Stay with a Few Perks
I really wanted to enjoy my stay here, but unfortunately, several major issues made it hard to truly relax or recommend this resort.
Letās start with the biggest problem: the smell. The property has a beachāgreat in theoryābut we had zero access due to overwhelming algae and seaweed buildup. The smell was absolutely putrid, permeating much of the main areas. It was a gag-inducing, rotten, sulfur-like stench that made it impossible to enjoy meals, drinks, or even just sit outside. Breathing in that air felt unhealthy and downright nauseating. No guest should have to endure that kind of environment while on vacation.
Another drawback was transportation. While it was helpful that golf carts are available to get around the steep hills and stairs on the property, they stop running at 11 PM. After that, you're on your ownāwalking uphill and navigating poorly lit paths, which felt unsafe, exhausting, and really inconvenient, especially for guests who want to experience local nightlife or simply move around later in the evening. Extending cart hours would make a big difference.
On a positive note, the infinity pool was a highlight, and the swim-up bar was a fun featureābut it closed at 8 PM, and the pool closed at 10 PM. Thatās far from ideal for adults looking to unwind in the evenings. Extending hours could really elevate the experience. I would not stay here again