Title: A Memorable Stayā¦ Whether I Wanted It to Be or Not
Letās start with the positives: I asked for a room with one queen bed instead of two doubles, and it felt like I got an upgrade. Maybe it was the excitement of receiving a single key (not on a keychainājust vibes), or maybe it was the fresh chemical bouquet of industrial-strength cleaner that greeted me like a slap to the sinuses. Either way, thank you for the effort.
Now, about that key. Iām not saying it was ominous, but when I opened the door (which, by the way, was already wide open to the outsideāsuper secure), I half-expected to find someone inside. I didnāt. Just a very sticky plastic brochure holder with nothing in it, which somehow made it even more unsettling. What secrets did it once hold? Weāll never know.
The room featured an... interesting amenity: a coin-operated machine for adult videos. I havenāt seen one of those since 1997. Nostalgic, sure, but not exactly what Iād call a family-friendly touch.
Bathroom-wise: charmingly compact. If you're into yoga, this is your moment to shine. The toilet is so small and close to the wall, youāll be practicing your best balance pose whether you like it or not.
In summary: If you like your hotels a little weird, a little wild, and smelling like they just deep-cleaned a crime scene, this is the place for you. If you're looking for comfort and peace of mind? Maybe keep looking.
