Relax in a two-story condo perched above the street. Watch hummingbirds flit through the trees, and hipsters pass on the street below. Sleep soundly in new beds and block out the light with heavy curtains. Then dream of Blue Star doughnuts. Fantasize over Waffle Window fried chicken & waffles. Crave Tove cold-brew. Pine over fluffy Hazel Cafe biscuit sammiches. Walk out the front door of your 2,000 square foot home onto famous Hawthorne Blvd, your city-sized food court!

Will you please come and visit? Many calloused hands built this beautiful craftsman duplex, and with your help we will continue to preserve its hardy and delicate style.

A vibrant mural guides you up the stairs to your two-story home when you walk through your private front door. You will find sparkling cleanliness in every room, and total comfort throughout.

In the front, we built a tremendous gilded room with massive windows on every wall. The comfortable furniture and an open-roof deck will beg you to lounge, read, and watch the show outside.

The bedrooms are in the quiet of the third floor, and in back of the second floor. Each has its own spacious character. And, for once, “character” is not VRBO shorthand for “cheap shit we bought at a garage sale.” All new mattresses and bedding make it easy to hit snooze just a few more times before you head out to the street each morning.

You can cook (or reheat your leftovers) with ease in our renovated, fully stocked kitchen.

We recently finished construction on two brand new bathrooms with custom tile work from a local artisan. One is part of the master suite and the other for the rest of the home. One with a heated floor to keep your toes warm on cold mornings and powerful shower heads.

HIGHLIGHT REEL:

-- Walk Score of 93! WOW!
-- Bike Score of 99! DOUBLE WOW!
-- Newly Renovated Bright & Spacious 2-Story Apartment
-- Glorious, Dream Inspiring Mattresses in 3 Private Bedrooms
-- Guest Accommodations In Living Room With Cozy Sofa-Bed
-- Dining Room With full size table
-- TV For Late Night Entertainment
-- Fully Equipped Kitchen!!
-- 2 FULL BATHROOMS!
-- Forget Your Toiletries? We've Got It All, Even A Blow-Dryer!
-- Total of 10 guests possible!

We offer self-guided 24-hour check in! Our home is set up with a Schlage lock electronic key pad entry system. We provide you with a personalized code to enter at the door and you're in! This 4-digit code will be yours to use to access the house for the duration of your stay. It's super easy and no keys to lose. You will have access to everything in the house and the outdoor areas.

We will be there if ever you need us, and invisible when you don't. We will send you a quick message to check in after you arrive, and otherwise want you to enjoy the space with tranquility. If ever you have a question or a need, please call us, text us or email us and we will come running!

--We welcome all people: all countries of origin, all races, all religions, all orientations, all ages, all viewpoints and all backgrounds.

--Due to back-to-back bookings, we are firm on our check in/check out times.

-- Please, no smoking in the house.

-- Hawthorne is a great place to party, and this house is a great place to sleep! This is a residential home and our permit does not allow for partying at the house.

The ideal place for a true Portland experience, this rental sits literally *on* Hawthorne Boulevard–home to some most notable restaurants, cafes, shops and bars the city has to offer, such as:

-- Blue Star Donuts
-- Fried Egg I’m In Love
-- Stumptown Coffee
-- Sapphire Hotel
-- Jackpot Records
-- Jam on Hawthorne
-- Martian Arts
-- Coava Coffee
-- Red Light
-- Chicken and Guns
-- Apizza Scholls
-- The Waffle Window
-- Powell's Book
-- El Cubo de Cuba
-- Crossroads Trading Co.
-- ¿Por Qué No?
-- Nakhon
-- Cup & Saucer
-- Potato Champion
-- The Gold Door
-- Gold Dust Meridian
-- Harlow
-- Nick's Coney Island
-- Chez Machin
-- Thanh Thao's
-- Cha-Cha-Cha
-- Pho Dalat
-- Happy Sparrow
-- Tov
-- ... and too many more to list!

LOCAL DESTINATIONS:
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- ½ mile from Hawthorne Theater
- ¾ mile from Baghdad Theater
- 3 miles to Powell’s Books
- 3 miles to downtown
- 11 miles to Portland International Airport
- 28 miles to Multnomah Falls
- 75 miles to Mount Hood
- 81 miles to Oregon coast (Seaside, OR)

If you come by car, we have ample and free on-street parking for you to store it during your visit.

If you need to go more than a mile, there is a bike sharing rack 50 feet from the front door, a bus stop for the #14 a block away and a parade of Uber drivers going past the front door at all times.

We’re also about a mile away from the nearest stop on the Portland Streetcar or the Max light rail line! The transportation options at nearly limitless!

If you wish to bring a pet, you must contact us *prior* to making a booking for approval. There is an additional pet fee based on the length of your stay. We do not allow puppies or dogs that bark. Even if they're SUPER cute. Sorry :( No shoes are allowed upstairs. To protect our 120 year old hardwood floors, please remove your shoes at the bottom of the stairs and leave them on the shoe rack. Smoking is *only* permitted on the upstairs patio with the door closed. Note the following rules & limitations - limitations on outdoor access and rules about parties (none allowed) and non-guest visitors (maximum two at any time, only from 8:00 AM to 8:00 PM). Indoor quiet hours in the facility shall be from 9:00 PM to 8:00 AM Note that this listing may only be rented with all 3 bedrooms a maximum of 95 nights per year, if this listing is still available, it has not yet hit that threshold for the year. If you prefer, there is also a 2-bedroom version of this listing that is much cheaper, and in which the host stay in one of the bedrooms. Check my profile for the link to that listing.