After signing a mandatory 3 page emailed contract after booking, I assumed that the property would be in tip top shape due to the amount of quirky rules we were told to follow (cap your toothpaste, conserve water, uncomfortable thermostat rules, no cooking with curry, use coasters, carry your kids luggage, squeegee shower after every use, don't walk in the grass, and MANY more).
We were greeted with an awful old smell the moment we opened the door, which lingered on our clothes, hair, and luggage, and 15 rules pinned throughout the house. The thick dust on the vents, plants, and all throughout the property (both inside and the porches) made us very uncomfortable.
When I reached out to the host describing the filth, it was taken as a personal insult instead of constructive honest feedback and I was called "extremely rude" like I was insulting their taste in decor. I am sure the host will have a lengthy response of excuses to this review (lengthy is definitely a theme here) but I am just being very honest. I would give zero stars if I could. great location though!