🌿 Your [Not So] Tiny Oasis in French Village
The wait is finally over—the pool is officially OPEN! ☀️
Escape to the tranquil hills and valleys of French Village for a unique stay in our personally designed, 600 sq. ft. tiny home. Nestled on 10 pristine acres at the highest point in St. Francois County, this isn`t just a place to sleep—it’s a place to breathe. Whether you’re diving into the 24-hour heated pool, star-gazing with our high-powered telescope, or exploring the local wineries with your pup, your perfect retreat starts here.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
Space to Breathe: Floor-to-ceiling sliding glass doors bring the outdoors in, while black-out curtains ensure the best sleep of your life.
The `Not So Tiny` Kitchen: Fully equipped with a Ninja oven, Cuisinart burners, and a welcome snack basket.
Spa Vibes: An Onyx shower with a 52-function rainfall head and luxury robes (available for purchase!).
Pet Friendly: We love pups! We provide blankets, bowls, and a jar full of treats.
Community Perks: Access a rustic dining arbor, a massive firepit with valley views, and a hammock grove for ultimate relaxation.
🛌 The Amenities
Rest & Recharge
King-size bed with premium linens and down comforter.
Electric fireplace, 70` 4K Smart TV (DVDs/Games included), and a massive leather recliner.
Outdoor Living
Personal Adirondack gliders and a private firepit with a grilling grate.
Picnic-ready! We provide a cooler and a fully stocked picnic bag.
Note: Washer/Dryer available in a custom secure cabinet (please use caution when lifting!).
🌟 Level Up Your Stay
Want to make it extra special? Contact us to book these Exclusive Add-Ons:
🚙 Jeep Excursion: A guided tour across the Mississippi via ferry for some local bar hopping!
🥩 Chuckwagon Dinner: Two raw prime steaks + all the fixings for a gourmet grill-out.
🥐 Breakfast Feast: Ready-to-bake casserole, artisan bread, local honey, and fruit.
🛶 Kayak Package: 2 kayaks delivered to St. Francois State Park.
🎸 Live Music: Hire a local acoustic artist for 2–4 hours of private porch tunes.
🗺️ Explore the Neighborhood
You are perfectly positioned for adventure!
Nature: Hike Pickle Springs (24 mi) or cool off in the river at St. Francois State Park (12 mi).
Adventure: Go underground at Bonne Terre Mines (14 mi) or 4-wheeling at St. Joe State Park (21 mi).
Sips & Eats: Grab a glass at The Terrace Winery (3.9 mi) or play a round of pool at Dori’s Bar & Grill (3.7 mi).
Family Fun: Visit the Critter Lane Petting Zoo just 5 miles away!
📝 The Details
Check-In: 4:00 PM (Self check-in via key box). I’ll text you as soon as it’s ready for early arrival!
Check-Out: 12:00 PM.
Communication: I love socializing but respect your privacy. I’m just a text away if you need anything!
Security: Your peace of mind is a priority. We have a gated entrance and security cameras on the property.
Grab your sunscreen and your hiking boots—we can’t wait to see you poolside! 🥂✨
- AC | Heat remotes located in both bedroom & living room
- Fireplace Remote located in living Room
- Telescope Instructions & extra parts located in Bag
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