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Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown
Summary:
Settle into the quiet luxury of Myers Park in this light-filled second-floor condo. Designed for those who value both charm and convenience, the layout includes a spacious king bedroom and a second twin room, complemented by a private sunroom that invites you to relax while enjoying views of the oaks. With free parking for two vehicles, you can explore Uptown and the nearby medical district in just minutes. The home is well suited for professionals, corporate relocations, and visiting families who desire a sophisticated, boutique stay in a historic Charlotte setting.
The Space:
This second-floor residence delivers a well-balanced floor plan suited for both short and extended stays. The interior includes a welcoming living area, a fully equipped kitchen for regular cooking, and two comfortable bedrooms arranged for rest and productivity. A private sunroom adds an extra layer of peaceful indoor space, while in-unit laundry and easy parking simplify daily routines. The overall atmosphere is quiet, refined, and easy to settle into.
Why Guests Love This Home
• King bed in the primary bedroom and two twin beds in the second bedroom (convertible to a king for a $50 fee with 48-hour notice)
• Living room features a comfortable sofa that doubles as a sleeper bed for extra guests and local art by Nico Amortegui
• Fully equipped kitchen for real cooking with a gas range, granite countertops, and dining seating for four
• Large TVs in every bedroom plus free fast Wi-Fi and Hulu Live TV
• Relaxing private sunroom perfect for morning coffee or evening unwinding
• Two walk-in showers with a starter supply kit of quality toiletries provided
• In-unit washer and dryer
• Reserved on-site parking
• Pet-friendly accommodations
• Quality linens, complimentary snacks, and thoughtful touches throughout
• Fitness-minded guests enjoy convenient access to Charlotte’s Dowd YMCA, just five minutes away (7-day pass available for $50)
Guest Access:
You’ll enjoy private access to the entire apartment.
Check-in: 4 PM – 10 PM
(Arriving after 10 PM? Please let us know to ensure a smooth after-hours check-in.)
Check-out: 10 AM
(Early check-in or late check-out may be available for an additional fee)
Secure keyless entry via a unique combination for contact-free check-in.
The Neighborhood:
Welcome to Myers Park, one of Charlotte’s most iconic and architecturally significant neighborhoods. Renowned for its winding, oak-shaded streets, historic homes, and manicured gardens, the area offers a timeless character that guests adore. Designed in the early 1900s and influenced by the Olmsted tradition, Myers Park remains a stunning showcase of Charlotte’s heritage and charm.
Charming Atmosphere
Wing Haven Garden & Bird Sanctuary: Step into a secret, walled oasis that has captivated visitors since 1927. This three-acre "urban wilderness" features meandering brick paths, formal reflection pools, and historic sculptures hidden beneath a canopy of legacy trees. It offers a rare, quiet intimacy that makes you feel miles away from the city, right in the heart of the neighborhood.
The Iconic Booty Loop: Join the locals on this legendary three-mile trail that winds through the heart of the neighborhood’s most stunning scenery. It is the city’s favorite spot for cycling and jogging, offering front-row views of majestic Tudor mansions and perfectly manicured gardens.
Food
The Neighborhood Deli: Laurel Market: A local legend known for high-quality carryout sandwiches and artisanal sides. It is the go-to spot for grabbing a gourmet lunch before a picnic at Freedom Park.
Morning Ritual: Summit Coffee: This airy, modern cafe is a community favorite for its ethically sourced beans and seasonal lattes.
Vibrant Vibes: Ru Ru’s Tacos & Tequila: Located in a historic Tuscan-style villa, this spot features a lively patio and a creative menu where every dish is named after a famous movie quote. It is a fantastic place for fresh margaritas and a fun, lighthearted dinner.
Date Night: Stagioni High-end Italian set in a stunning historic villa. It’s intimate, authentic, and features wood-fired pizzas served with specialty scissors.
The Wine Connoisseur: Bond Street Wines: This boutique shop offers a curated selection of unique finds from small-production vineyards. It is a hidden gem for wine lovers, featuring a relaxed counter where you can enjoy a glass with some light aperitivo snacks.
Groceries & Essentials
Trader Joe’s: Located less than a mile away, this iconic grocery stop is a guest favorite for its unique snacks, affordable wine selection, and ready-to-eat meals. It’s just a 3-minute drive to stock up on everything.
Outdoor Highlights
Freedom Park: Known as the "Central Park" of Charlotte, this 98-acre oasis features a scenic lakeside bandshell, sports fields, and winding walking trails. It is the ultimate spot for a weekend picnic or a sunset stroll, and your four-legged friends are more than welcome.
Latta Park: 31 acres of rolling hills, tennis courts, and shaded trails.
Carolina Thread Trail: Accessible via the Little Sugar Creek Greenway. A 15-minute walk takes you to the entrance of Freedom Park to access this massive regional trail network with over 30 miles of interconnected trails.
Pet-Friendly Favorites: We are close to Squirrel Park and the Mint Museum, both known for their beautiful lawns and dog-friendly community events.
City & Stadium Access
Healthcare: Minutes from Atrium Health (CMC Main).
Sports & Entertainment: Easy access to Bank of America Stadium (Panthers & Charlotte FC), Spectrum Center (Hornets), and the Charlotte Convention Center.
Nearby Attractions
Mint Museum Randolph: Housed in a historic federal mint, this museum features an extensive collection of international art, ceramics, and fashion set within a peaceful park.
Bechtler Museum of Modern Art: A stunning terra-cotta masterpiece that showcases mid-century modern works by icons like Picasso, Warhol, and Miró.
NASCAR Hall of Fame: An interactive, high-tech attraction that honors the history of racing with immersive simulators and legendary cars.
Blumenthal Performing Arts Center: The city’s premier cultural hub for world-class Broadway touring productions, concerts, and live theater.
Wing Haven Garden & Bird Sanctuary: A historic "urban wilderness" that offers a serene escape with beautiful bird habitats and lush, formal gardens.
Historic Significance
National Recognition: Myers Park was officially listed as a National Historic District in 1987. It is celebrated as one of the finest "planned suburbs" in the United States, preserving a century of Southern architectural elegance.
The Nolen Legacy: Designed by world-renowned landscape architect John Nolen, the neighborhood features winding, curvilinear streets that follow the natural topography.
The Feel
Refined Convenience: Enjoy a prestigious atmosphere that perfectly balances old-world Southern elegance with a modern, active energy just minutes from Uptown.
The Garden Suburb: Experience the tranquility of an "urban forest" where winding, estate-lined streets make you feel like you are staying in a secluded private park.
Getting Around:
Myers Park offers easy access to all of Charlotte’s most popular destinations.
• Atrium Health CMC Main is less than 1 mile away
• Novant Health Presbyterian is less than 1 mile away
• Little Sugar Creek Greenway is less than 1 mile away
• Bank of America Stadium is less than 3 miles away
• SouthPark Mall is less than 5 miles away, a 10 to 15 mins drive
• Charlotte Douglas International Airport is less than 10 miles away, about a 15 to 25 mins drive
Interaction with Guests:
We respect your privacy and offer contact-free check-in, but we’re always nearby if you need anything. Our team is available via messaging for quick assistance throughout your stay from 8 AM to 10 PM—whether it’s a question, recommendation, or request.
Comodidades da propriedade
Internet
Disponível no apartamento: Wi-Fi
Estacionamento e transporte
Estacionamento no local
Cozinha
Chaleira elétrica
Cooktop
Forno
Geladeira
Lava-louças
Liquidificador
Máquina de café/chá
Micro-ondas
Panelas, louças e utensílios de cozinha
Torradeira
Opções para refeição
Mesa de refeição
Quartos
2 quartos
Roupas de cama fornecidas
Banheiro
2 banheiros
Chuveiro
Secador de cabelo
Toalhas fornecidas
Xampu
Espaços comuns
Lareira
Mesa de refeição
Entretenimento
TV
Áreas externas
Churrasqueira
Jardim
Sacada
Itens de lavanderia
Máquina de lavar
Espaços de trabalho
Escritório
Conforto
Aquecimento
Ar-condicionado
Animais de estimação
Permite animais
Acessibilidade
Não é permitido fumar nesta propriedade
Serviços e conveniências
Ferro e tábua de passar roupa
Atividades
Acesso livre a golfe opcional
Parque aquático
Nas proximidades de parque temático
Passeios de bicicleta nas proximidades
Prática de escalada nas proximidades
Recursos de segurança
Propriedade com detector de monóxido de carbono, conforme indicado pelo anfitrião
Propriedade com detector de fumaça, conforme indicado pelo anfitrião
Você vai receber um e-mail do anfitrião com as instruções para o check-in e check-out.
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Regras da propriedade
1. Dogs Off Furniture: We welcome your furry friends in our pet-friendly retreat; however, we kindly request that dogs remain off the furniture. We...
Animais de estimação
Animais de estimação são aceitos
Animais de serviço são aceitos e isentos de taxas
Crianças e camas extras
Crianças são bem-vindas
Eventos
Não permite a realização de eventos
Política para fumantes
Não é permitido fumar
Informações importantes
O que você precisa saber
Pessoas extras podem incorrer em taxas adicionais que variam dependendo da política da propriedade.
Documento de identificação oficial com foto e cartão de crédito, cartão de débito ou depósito em dinheiro podem ser exigidos no momento do check-in para despesas extras.
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Festas ou eventos de grupos no local são estritamente proibidos
O anfitrião informou que a propriedade tem detector de monóxido de carbono.
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Informações a área
Com excelente localização em Myers Park, um bairro de Charlotte, este apartamento fica perto de parques temáticos e perto de parque aquático. Vale a pena conhecer Quail Hollow Club se você procura um pouco de agito durante a sua visita. As atrações locais imperdíveis incluem NASCAR Hall of Fame e Parque Temático Carowinds. Spectrum Center e Bank of America Stadium oferecem uma programação de eventos e jogos. Aproveite a viagem para praticar atividades como passeios de bicicleta e escalada em rocha. Confira nosso guia de viagem sobre Charlotte.
Parada de Tram Elizabeth & Hawthorne - 11 min de caminhada
Aeroporto Internacional de Charlotte-Douglas (CLT) - 18 min de carro
Restaurantes
Circle K
13 min de caminhada
Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits
11 min de caminhada
Carolina's Medical Center-Mercy Cafeteria
17 min de caminhada
Chipotle Mexican Grill
12 min de caminhada
Mama Ricotta's
12 min de caminhada
Perguntas frequentes
Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown é ideal para quem viaja com animais de estimação?
Sim, animais de estimação são permitidos na propriedade.
Quanto custa ficar em Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown?
A partir de 15 de mar. de 2026, os preços encontrados para uma estadia de 1 diária para 2 adultos em Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown em 18 de mar. de 2026 começam a partir de R$ 647, excluídos impostos e taxas. Este preço está baseado no valor mais baixo para uma diária encontrado nas últimas 24 horas para estadias nos próximos 30 dias. Os preços estão sujeitos a alteração. Escolha as datas da viagem para ver preços com maior precisão.
Quanto custa o estacionamento em Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown?
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Qual é o horário de check-in em Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown?
Horário de início do check-in: 16h.
Qual é o horário de check-out em Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown?
Horário de check-out: 10h.
Onde fica Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown?
Em Myers Park, Charlotte, este apartamento ideal para famílias fica a 15 minutos a pé de Theatre Charlotte, Visulite Theatre e Atrium Health Mercy. Spectrum Center e Bank of America Stadium também ficam a 5 km. Até a Parada de Tram Elizabeth & Hawthorne, são apenas 11 minutos de caminhada, e até a Parada de Tram Hawthorne & 5th Street, 12 minutos.
Avaliações sobre Historic Myers Park 2BR Apartment · Private Sunroom & Free Parking · near Uptown
Avaliações
Extraordinária
Todas as avaliações exibidas descrevem experiências reais de hóspedes. Apenas viajantes que reservaram uma estadia pela nossa plataforma podem enviar uma avaliação. Verificamos as avaliações de acordo com as nossas diretrizes e publicamos todas elas, sejam positivas ou negativas.
Perfect place. Second time is this unit. would stay again
Arty R.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em abr. de 2025
10/10 - Excelente
Arty R.
31 de mar. de 2025
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Luther street
awesome place to stay. Will rent again if avalible in the future.
Arty R.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em mar. de 2025
8/10 - Boa
JIm K.
18 de jan. de 2025
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Decent Place - Great Location
It was exactly what we needed for 2 weeks while our house was being repaired. Plenty of parking, easy keyless access and close to everything. The office space was key for me as I work from home.Other reviews mentioned the small kitchen, but we didn’t really cook much. Silly note, they left a baking tray used for cookies and such, but it was too large to fit in the small oven.The biggest negative would be the lack of adequate curtains/shades to block the street lights next to the windows. The he amount of light at night made it look like the daytime. The primary bedroom was ok, and we didn’t mind, but for people that need more darkness to sleep, it would not be the place for you.
JIm K.
Hospedou-se por 18 diárias em dez. de 2024
10/10 - Excelente
SHERRIE D.
6 de jan. de 2025
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Adorable and Comfy
This place was perfect for my family of four. It is beautifully decorated. Amazing art work. Beds are comfy. Great location and a very nice host. Would absolutely stay here again
SHERRIE D.
Hospedou-se por 3 diárias em dez. de 2024
8/10 - Boa
Abby D.
2 de jul. de 2024
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Beautiful condo in great location
Very comfortable space, beautifully decorated with a cozy nook for reading or working. Convenient location.
Abby D.
Hospedou-se por 2 diárias em jun. de 2024
10/10 - Excelente
William C., Charlotte
13 de set. de 2023
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Great stay
Great spot
William C.
Hospedou-se por 7 diárias em set. de 2023
10/10 - Excelente
Luann A.
20 de jul. de 2023
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Fabulous location
We loved this apartment - it was 5 minutes from the CMC hospital and close to lots of wonderful eating establishments, so the location can't be beat. However, the kitchen is SUPER small, can't open the dishwasher door all the way, there was no dishwasher soap left for us and the oven is a whole 'nother story. It only shows heat in Celsius so you better bring a conversion tool. Wish there was a manual or instructions on the oven, we would have been able to use it more. The beds were comfortable, the view was fun watching all the dog-walkers pass our building. Would consider staying again....if I could figure out the oven!
Luann A.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jul. de 2023
8/10 - Boa
Amy C.
4 de jan. de 2023
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Enjoy cocktails with friends
Top floor apartment with great mix of modern kitchen and art with original archways, molding and floors. Wine, alcohol and a few mixers included to enjoy drinks with friends after a day of sightseeing in Charlotte. Note that walls are not sound proof - loud talking or crying children will be heard by neighbors. However great location on Queens Road - close to downtown and beautiful upscale neighborhood!
Amy C.
Hospedou-se por 5 diárias em dez. de 2022
10/10 - Excelente
Nicola L.
17 de nov. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Great getaway
Super Location, nice neighborhood. Close to everything, nice apartment and host. A/C didn’t kick on, but we didn’t report it, since temps were bearable. Comfy new couch and nice welcome, host provided wine, pasta sauce, cookies, etc . Very comfortable stay.
Nicola L.
Hospedou-se por 3 diárias em nov.. de 2022
10/10 - Excelente
nicole b.
20 de out. de 2022
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Everything we needed
The location was perfect and the property manager made sure it had everything we needed for a comfortable stay including English muffins! It was a great spot for our family for a quick trip.
nicole b.
Hospedou-se por 3 diárias em out. de 2022
10/10 - Excelente
Michael D.
8 de set. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Could not ask for more
Jim’s communication was immediate and thorough. Both check in and check out processes were simple and straightforward. The apartment was extremely well appointed and all the little touches (complimentary wine, liquor, mixers, fresh fruit, makings for a pasta dinner, English muffins, info for things to do around town, Roku TV with all the apps you could want, excess linens, plenty of parking and a secure facility) made it feel like some high priced B&B. And it’s location meant everywhere in Charlotte was no more than five to ten minutes away. Could not have been happier and would recommend the Home Collection to anyone staying in Charlotte. Thanks again J&J!!
Michael D.
Hospedou-se por 5 diárias em set. de 2021
10/10 - Excelente
Robert A.
19 de jul. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
This was a great apartment. It had everything we needed and was comfortable and clean.
Great experience. The little extras were so appreciated. A nights dinner, breakfast and wine and cocktails. So perfectly set up.
Robert A.
Hospedou-se por 2 diárias em jul. de 2021
10/10 - Excelente
Laura K., Los Angeles, CA
1 de jul. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Love Jim & James places!
This is my third stay in one of The Home Company apartments. They are so well located, in the gorgeous old growth area of Queens in Charlotte’s most charming neighborhoods. Every time I travel to Charlotte I stay in one of their places. Their service just keeps getting better. The apartment is stocked with thoughtful small items like mini-butters, pasta sauce and noodles, Pelegrino & tonic water, wine, and even gin, vodka to make a cocktail upon arrival.
The beds are comfy, especially the master, which is well appointed with high thread count condor sheets. Each unit has a washer and dryer, a vacuum if you a spill of any kind, plenty of pots and pans so you can actually stay in and cook. TV’s in every room, good wifi, a plethora of towels and enough bath products for a long weekend.
When we arrived we had a little trouble figuring out which wifi network to use, and within minutes Jim was on the phone. Total customer service.
I highly recommend their apartments. You truly feel like you are home.
Laura K.
Hospedou-se por 6 diárias em jun. de 2021
10/10 - Excelente
Viajante verificado
14 de jun. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Perfect Charlotte Stay!
This was the perfect stay for my family and I. The property owners were excellent hosts and made us feel right at home. The location is amazing and the apartment is very well stocked with anything you might need during your stay. Can't recommend this place enough!
Viajante verificado
Hospedou-se por 2 diárias em jun. de 2021
8/10 - Boa
Kemi Y.
2 de jun. de 2021
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
The GOLD standard in customer service!!
We absolutely loved our stay at the apartment! It was in a great location with beautiful tree-lined streets and homes. We loved the neighborhood park nearby. The home was beyond our expectations! Everything was there! Even things like a blender that you rarely get in vacation rentals. Absolutely everything was provided in the kitchen. You know a good property when the shower liner is very clean😊 What was most spectacular was the customer service. James was very responsive and gave great suggestions to make our stay enjoyable. Even when we had issues connecting our devices, he was really responsive to ensure the issue was addressed. Oh I must also mention the wonderful gifts we met. Especially for tired travelers, coming into a home with breakfast and first night dinner was fantastic. Can’t say enough great things!
Kemi Y.
Hospedou-se por 9 diárias em mai. de 2021
10/10 - Excelente
SHIRLEY S.
3 de dez. de 2019
Pontos positivos: Limpeza
Best place to stay in Charlotte
Great location in a walkable neighborhood in Charlotte; Hosts are friendly and very responsive. We have stayed in this property before and will do so again!
SHIRLEY S.
Hospedou-se por 6 diárias em nov.. de 2019
10/10 - Excelente
Dave D., Michigan
1 de mar. de 2019
Very Comfortable, Lots of Room and Great Location
We spent a long weekend in this unit and it was great. We love this neighborhood (very residential feel), and it's still very close to great restaurants and bars (as well as Uptown). This is the second time we've stayed in this building (we rented a different unit the first time), and both experiences were top notch. The managers of these properties understand customer service. We'll definitely use them again.
Dave D.
Hospedou-se por 3 diárias em fev. de 2019
10/10 - Excelente
Poncie R.
2 de jan. de 2019
Cozy apartment!
This apartment was perfectly located for us to visit relatives. Very clean, easy to access, and relatively quiet considering how close it is to the some of the busier suburban roads. Love the food/essentials stash too -- my only complaint is that there was no dish soap (only dishwasher detergent) and no coffee filters (but there was coffee!). But that was easily solved with a Harris Teeter run! Looking forward to visiting again.
Poncie R.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em dez. de 2018
10/10 - Excelente
Laurence B.
5 de dez. de 2018
Awesome property and experience!
Our experience with Jim was fantastic. We loved the unit and the location in Charlotte. Jim's attention to detail and his hospitality were second to none. We will definitely stay here again the next time were in Charlotte!
Laurence B.
Hospedou-se por 2 diárias em nov.. de 2018
10/10 - Excelente
Sabra C.
11 de nov. de 2018
Exceeded our expectations. Would definitely book again. LOVED IT!
I needed to temporarily relocate due to storm damages. Initially I was staying at well-known brand hotel/suite... but decided to look for something that had more of a "home-like" feel. This was my very first experience with VRBO. The photos were 100% accurate. The property is located in a very quaint/historic area. Felt completely safe walking alone (female). Walking distance to several restaurants and a nice park, coffee shop, convenience store and a 2-story Harris-Teeter Supermarket. The host/owners are extremely generous. Upon arrival, I was greeted with an assortment of food/drinks (enough to last my entire stay). The property was clean and had everything I needed. My favorite room was the office/front porch (a great place to sip my morning coffee and watch people walking their dogs). The decor was an eclectic mix of gender-neutral soft-tones with a few splashes of bold colors and furnishings that combined an urban-contemporary feel with a few traditional antique-ish items here and there.
The owners have put a lot of thought and love into the building.
Would be ideal for a small family, couple, single person, business person, etc.
Very happy! Thanks!
Sabra C.
Hospedou-se por 11 diárias em out. de 2018
10/10 - Excelente
Ken B.
15 de set. de 2018
Great place, great location
We really enjoyed our stay here. The property was very clean and very well kept, and is in a very nice and safe area. The property owners are incredibly nice people and are very accommodating. I would definitely recommend staying here.
Ken B.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em set. de 2018
10/10 - Excelente
Amanda S.
11 de jul. de 2018
Great Condo, Great location and Great Personal Touch
Stylish and practical space. Property is in a great neighborhood - you can bike or take a short car ride to many of the local attractions. We stayed in the home with 4 adults with plenty of room. We all loved the extra touches the owner provided and the arrival treats!
Amanda S.
Hospedou-se por 4 diárias em jun. de 2018
10/10 - Excelente
Tracy F., Durham, NC
12 de nov. de 2017
Great place!!
Wonderful location and beautiful apartment. Nice touches throughout.
Tracy F.
Hospedou-se por 2 diárias em nov.. de 2017
10/10 - Excelente
Dalia V.
25 de jun. de 2017
Book this place
Beautiful property and all the comforts of home. Thanks for our first nights dinner and of course the wine was perfect after 8 hours of driving❤️❤️. Book this place!! Thanks
Dalia V.
Hospedou-se por 2 diárias em jun. de 2017
10/10 - Excelente
Brandon C.
22 de fev. de 2016
Perfect Historical downtown pad!
Great place, Great location, Clean, Quiet, and Fun!!!