Pool • Sauna • Pickleball/Basketball • Turf Field • Game Room • Sleeps 26

Escape to Buy Dirt, a 6,805 sq ft (4,682 inside + 2,123 covered outside) luxury retreat with 6 king suites, a bunk room with 6 queen beds, a 20×40 pool, hot tub, barrel sauna, and full game room. Enjoy pickleball, basketball, a turf soccer/volleyball field, sunrise patios, and spacious decks. Perfect for large groups seeking comfort, privacy, and endless entertainment in Hochatown.



✨ THE SPACE

FIRST FLOOR — 2,817 sq ft

🛏️ Master Suites (4 Total)

• Main Master Suite — King bed, spa‑style bathroom with tub + shower, patio access to the outdoor fireplace

• Second Master Suite — King bed, ensuite bath with tub + shower, private patio

• Two Front Master Suites — King beds, ensuite baths, closets, and patio doors opening to sunrise views on the front porch



👨‍🍳 Chef’s Kitchen

Fully equipped for large groups:

• Custom dining table for 16 + bar seating

• Double ovens, dishwashers, sinks, and trash bins

• Commercial fridge + drink cooler

• Walk‑in pantry



🛋️ Living Room

• Towering ceilings + floor‑to‑ceiling rock fireplace

• Plush seating + smart TV

• Half bath + laundry room nearby



SECOND FLOOR — 1,865 sq ft

🛏️ Master Suites (2 Total)

• King beds, ensuite bathrooms, closets, smart TVs

• Private patios overlooking the forest — perfect for sunrise coffee



🛌 Custom Bunk Room

• Sleeps 12 with six queen beds

• Private full bathroom

• Lockers for personal storage



🎮 Game Room

• Pool table

• Air hockey

• Ping pong

• Dual arcade racing setup

• Card games

• Pull‑out sofa

• Access to upper deck with views of the pool + pines



🌲 DECK SPACES — 2,123 sq ft

🪵 First‑Floor Deck (1,339 sq ft)

• Hard‑wired grill (no propane tanks)

• Outdoor fireplace

• Smart TV

• Seating areas

• Cornhole + outdoor foosball



🌄 Second‑Floor Deck (784 sq ft)

• Seating with panoramic views of the backyard oasis

• Giant Connect Four



🏞️ OUTDOOR OASIS — Multi‑Tier Backyard

🏊 Poolside Paradise

• Massive 20×40 pool with tanning ledge

• Ample loungers + seating

• Pool heating available (up to 90°F for additional fee; unavailable during freezing temps)



🧖‍♂️ Relaxation Zone

• 4‑person, 2‑tier Finnish barrel sauna

• Hot tub under glowing string lights



🏐 Activity Courts

• Lighted pickleball/basketball court

• 30×60 turf soccer + volleyball field



👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Fun

• Jungle gym with swings, monkey bars, cargo net, gym rope, and more



🔥 Fire Pit

• Large fire pit with seating

• Firewood provided

• Perfect for s’mores + stargazing



🚜 Adventure Access

• Minutes to ATV trails — park your trailer and ride straight from the house

• NEMA 14‑50R EV outlet available



🛏️ SLEEPING ARRANGEMENT SUMMARY

1st Floor:

• 4 King Master Suites (each with full bathrooms)



2nd Floor:

• 2 King Master Suites (each with full bathrooms)

• Bunk Room: 6 Queen Beds (sleeps 12) + private full bath

• Game Room: Pull‑out sofa



Total Sleeps: 26