Absolutely horrible! The photos must have been taken 10 or more years ago. The private lounge on Turtle Beach, a junk yard! The description of what you are getting is extremely deceptive, so be warned!As for the cottage, the porch view was great, however, you couldn’t sit there and enjoy it. You had to keep the doors shut to prevent the monkeys from coming in. That goes for the outdoor shower too! Yes, monkeys were in the shower! That’s just gross! Do you like to sleep? Good luck! Not when a horde of monkeys is thumping on your roof! Cleanliness? Well, it was just O.K. I don’t think anyone ever dusted.House Rules: NO PETS ALLOWED. Surprise! A black cat is part of the package! Apparently, it’s O.K. for the owners to have a cat (in the cottage!), as there was also a bag of cat food, and cat toy under the bed! So, if a cat wasn’t part of what you signed up for, you are still getting one!That private lounge on the beach was a slum! A garbage dump! If you enjoy relaxing in a junk yard, be my guest! The place was filthy, garbage everywhere, with a building needing major repairs. Swimming? Forget it! Tons of rotten seaweed! Didn’t anyone ever think of cleaning the place up? The “Two for One! Charming Cottage with private lounge on Turtle Beach” was far from what was advertised! Maybe you are different? Maybe all of those things don’t bother you? Maybe you don’t mind going to Turtle Beach and getting burned (and I don’t mean by the sun)? Don’t say I didn’t warn you!